she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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