Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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