If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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