You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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