So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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