I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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