how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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