I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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