You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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