I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
