im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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