Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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