Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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