Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i just google imaged poop.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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