Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Houston, we have a blender
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
