We won't sleep together?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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