To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
