I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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