He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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