that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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