Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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