I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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