CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
