god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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