What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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