I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its about making memories worth repressing
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Where are you guys?
Drunk
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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