So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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