so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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