he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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