I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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