does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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You are the jesus of drinking
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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