Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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