return my video game
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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