S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker