Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
operation harelip BJ is a go
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.