So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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