I swear she didn't look like that last week.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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