in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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