do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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