somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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