You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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