what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I AM VODKA MAN
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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