fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
