Where did you get a picture of my penis
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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