I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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