Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
A bitchslap is in order.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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