I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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