you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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