guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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