If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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