1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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