I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She told me I should be a condom model.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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