Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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